I've been keeping something from you. Everybody knows that I love coffee but I've shared with few people my affinity for Coffee-mate (TM). There, I said it. I like Coffee-mate.
I love a great cup of gourmet coffee, but, I can still appreciate a cup of Yuban. And that's why I'm coming clean. You don't have to tell me what Coffee-mate is made from because I already know. Don't care. And while there is no substitute for the "real thing," a little non-dairy creamer never killed anybody.
Here's to you Coffee-mate. If nothing else, I owe you honesty.